The Whackback

Yes, this blog will rock, rocking due to content and to the rockers who rock it.
 

I've been seeing th important impact "blogging" has had on the fabric of information in the US and abroad. I'm glad our band of menstrals will be adding to the white noise of the Blogosphere.

MidnightMagician
 

We're gonna party, get crunk, and ROCK OUT!
 

beatches,this blog has already succeeded beyond my wildest dreams. 3 comments in 24 hours. That's what I call a global community worthy of Time magazine coverage!
 

Did i tell you about the time i slayed a manicore without being scrated
 

Our wisdom will live forever in cyberspace. In 10,000 years it will be unearthed and become the New Testament 2.0a.
 

I am looking forward to the duo-Reid DMing extravaganza where I'm not one of the DMing Reids! Plus, the cigar smoke will drench the surrounding terrain.
 

Have you guys seen this article. Sorry it's so long, but it's pretty groovy.

To score a critical hit in 4th Edition D&D, do the following:

Roll 20.

Simple enough, right? Just one number to remember. And more importantly, just one roll.

Yes, the confirmation roll is gone. So why did we get rid of it? Because we, like so many players, had rolled crits only to have the confirmation roll miss. And we didn't like it. We don't think that many people did. (I look forward to reading the posts of people who disagree.) Having one roll is faster, and it's more fun. It keeps the excitement of the 20, and ditches the disappointment of the failure to confirm.
Critical Damage

Here's the part that's going to take some getting used to: Critical hits don't deal double damage. This changed because doubling everything 5% of the time led to some pretty crazy spikes that were very unpredictable.

Let's say you roll a crit with a power that deals 1d10+4 normally. So the crit deals 2d10+8. The next turn, the monster attacks you using a power that deals 3d6+4 damage. He crits, dealing 6d6+8. Between the extra dice and the doubled ability modifier, that's a pretty huge difference! (And a pretty painful one.)

Instead, when you roll a critical hit, all the dice are maximized. So your 1d10+4 power deals 14 damage and the monster's 3d6+4 deals 22. Generally speaking, randomness is more of an advantage to monsters than PCs. More predictable critical damage keeps monsters from insta-killing your character.

Having maximized dice also helps out when you have multitarget attacks. You'll roll an attack roll against each target, so maximized dice keep you from needing to roll a bunch of dice over and over -- you can just write your crit damage on your character sheet for quick reference.
Beefing Up Your Crits

PCs also have some extra tricks up their sleeves to make their criticals better. Magic weapons (and implements for magical attacks) add extra damage on crits. So your +1 frost warhammer deals an extra 1d6 damage on a critical hit (so your crit's now up to 14+1d6 damage in the example above). Monsters don't get this benefit, so PC crits outclass monster crits most of the time.

Crits can be improved in a couple of other ways. Weapons can have the high crit property, giving extra dice on a crit. Like this:
Weapon Prof. Damage Range Cost Weight Category Properties
War pick 2 d8 -- 15 gp 6 lb. Pick High crit, versatile

In addition, some powers and magic items have extra effects on a hit. So crits are doing just fine without all those dice.
Crits in Play

In playtest, it does seem like critical hits come up more often. The subtitle of this article is stolen from Chris Tulach, who sings a bit of, "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Crit-mas" whenever the natural 20s come out to play. Fortunately, hit points are higher, especially at low levels, so there's a bigger buffer to keep those crits from killing people too quickly. It still feels great to roll one, but the fight goes on.

We've tried to corral the numbers but keep the feel that a critical hit is a special event. So grab your d20 and your big, nasty magic axe, and get ready to crit for the fences!
 

This Xmas I seem to be clutching at something that I cannot quite identify. Though I received some Heroscape coolies for Xmas from my loving wife...these plastic dragons did not sate my hunger. Though I received a potent and much coveted cigar from my brother, possession of this Don Pepin Black has not slaked my thirst. I purchased a Zippo a kit to transform it into a cigar lighter that even Scott would envy...but these trinkets are like Janice's twenty-year old panties, hidden away; they have lost their scent and the magic is gone.
 

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that. Obviously, you need a game and some "manlove. Mmmm. Good." (That was how you put it, wasn't it, Seth?)
 

My thoughts exactly.

Bring back the magic, Amigos!
 

When some people quote me saying thing's like "man-love..mmmm....good" they make it seem so gay. that's was taken waaaaay out of context. The actual statement being referred to was "*bleep* and *bleep* were way too drunk as they *bleep*'d each other in the *bleep* man-love..mmmm...good"

See it's all so inocent.